my hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them
*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
when “”“”educated”“”” people type a whole lot of words that mean basically nothing and u feel stupid for not understanding them at first and then u reread it and realise NO they are literally saying nothing they are just typing meaningless sentences to revel in their own smugness.